Title: Burns and Bruises
Author: metaallu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Eroticism and coarse language
Summary: TVs crappy, but TV's always crappy at two in the morning. They watch infomercials and old sitcoms, and Dick feeds him three and a half bowls of soup, then turns off the TV and nudges him with his foot.
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